Transportation is vital in college life. You need to get from Point A to Point B in order to drink heavily at Point B and hopefully not even remember where Point A is. For those of us who choose not to draw and carry detailed maps of our locations around with us, it becomes necessary for transportation to assist us in getting back safely. Powered by clean burning natural gas (because college students obviously care about the environment as exhibited through urination on public shrubbery), the CATA busses aid 40,000 undergraduates in getting around campus daily (especially the fat ones who refuse to walk). Let’s break it down and see what is really offered by this service, because I can tell you right now, it is so much more than just a bus ride.

For starters, let’s deal with the letter busses. The V, the W, the M, the X (not sure if that’s real), they’re all useless. Pointless busses. The running of these bus routes is preventing valuable busses that could be used for the immaculate White Loop, but we’ll get to that. If you don’t have a friend that has a car up here and can drive